Award Tour Vol. 42: Whichever Is Easiest

No one is in this much of a rush




No one's car needs a spoiler this bad




No one in this photo has a friend that owns an SUV




No one responsible is supervising these kids




No one expects you to do a complete sit-up (not even one, you might rupture a disk in your vertabrae - and what would become of your career in the porn industry then?)




No one would be standing this close to him if they knew he was about to do this.




No one should have to tell you that this isn't cute




No one loves you or considers you a friend if they let you do this to yourself (by the way Twiggy, I'm including YOU on that list of people who don't love you)




No one needed to see that... seriously




No one is going to be able to eat their lunch after this



No one is ever going to read this blog again because of the last photo alone. I'll be sorry to see you all go. Still I'm sure there's something better the 5 of you could have been doing with your time. For more misbegotten adventures into absurdity visit "hot ghetto mess". It's worth the trip - no matter how bad your life is screwed up, after visiting here you'll feel better about yourself...

...unless you find yourself featured on that website, in which case seek help (or a half gallon of Jack Daniels and a 2 liter of coke... whichever is easiest to get your hands on).