Award Tour Vol. 45: I'm Just Saying

This dude is crazy...

Did he seriously come up with a Contract of Wifely Expectations that sets the framework for acceptable hygiene and self care, apparel, sleep ware, sexual duties/obligations, and labor negotiations laid out in painstaking detail?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html?link=eaf

I tell you what - he lost me on this one. When I read where he said, "this is not a contract" - I disavowed him (if you're wondering - he says this in the last stanza on the last page - I provide this reference only because I doubt very seriously that any woman actually made it that far into the document). By establishing these as rules, and not a legally recognized contract, Mr. Travis Frey eliminates the possibility of his treatise carrying the full weight of the law behind it. Clearly this is an error in judgement and not one I can endorse.

On a serious note: Though it is clear he has taken a slip-stream into an alternate reality which you and I can only visit through hallucinogens - you would think a man this detail orientated would provide illustrations or graphics for his rules. I mean how many "if-then" statements can you chain together in a document before you completely baffle the reader? I'm just saying, a flow chart might be helpful.