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Monday, August 13, 2007

Award Tour Vol. 58: In The Name of Love

For any of you who are in a Black Greek Letter Organization - this one is dedicated to you. Enjoy.

How do you know you're an old school Greek? If you can answer yes to any of the questions below, there's a good chance you are.


If you couldn't research jack about your organization on the computer when you was trying to get down because there was no internet...

If you have ever at any point in your life started a story with, "back when I was coming through..."

If you've been in your organization twice as many years as some people have been ALIVE......

If you crossed when your org still had living Founders...

If Thomas Alva Edison hadn't put his "thang" down yet, and you were straight up taking your beat down by candle light...

If you went to set in a Model T Ford...

If there was a paper bag taped to the wall when you went for your interview...

(For the Ques) If the lamp you carried with you on the yard was the same one you used to light your dorm room...

If you question someone's process that came after you... and they were made in the 1930's
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If an iPod costs more than what you paid to be initiated...

My friend, if you had to hand write your interest letter and application with a quill pen...

If your initiation was making it safely to the north via the Underground Railroad

(For the Ques) If it was the Great Depression... and you STILL had to set owt the Bruhz

If your name is actually IN the early chapters of your history book... and they refer to you as an "old head" even then...

If you road tripped and you stopped after only visiting 3 chapters... cause that's all that existed...

If they alternated between a phonograph and a live stage band at your probate show...

If they have actually changed the Fraternity pin since you got yours...

If you are older than the tree where the wood came from to make your paddle...

If the boots you wore while you were pledgin... were the same ones you used when you fought in the war...

If you came in the Frat back when you had to make your own nalia...

If pledging was outlawed as a direct result of something YOU did to a pledgee...

If the resolution outlawing pledging was actually named after you...

If you add your life member number together with your control number and the total is still in the single digits...

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